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Have you ever wondered what the physics department does to make a grown man break down? Better yet, have you ever wondered why the physics department tries to make a grown man break down? I have talked to students, and observed the department, and I have come to only one conclusion: the RIT physics department is a façade for a clandestine chapter of Freemasons. The faculty scrutinize students for signs of freemasonry in an attempt to add slaves to their occultist sub-sect of this ancient and secret organization.
Ever submit an assignment with answers similar to your peers, only to find that you flunked the assignment, while your friends aced it? This is because you are unMasonic. These assignments are collected together and graded in secret, based on your Masonic virtues. The idea is to flunk any students with perspectives that are incompatible with their secret sect. The poor student then has to choose between transferring to IT, or retake the course. If they retake the course, they are further filled with Masonic propaganda. The study of infinite chains of resistors, light through tiny slits, or even the loudness of a hand clapping 20 meters away are designed to instill Masonic virtue. The students leave the lectures feeling brainwashed and violated, and they begin to question their lives based upon the virtues of Freemasonry.
It is unknown when the physics faculty conduct their Freemason meetings, but it seems that they meet multiple times a day. A look at the absurd office hours for any of the professors shows that they are unavailable for large amounts of times. Only scant information is available about the structure of the RIT chapter of Freemasons. It follows the three-degree system common to other Freemason system:
Apprentice: Vaguely learned in the way of Freemasonry. They will occasionally appear confused when a student presents a Freemasonry exercise before them. Other times they will claim they cannot help the student. This is to ensure they do not divulge too much of the secrets of the society to the student at one time.
Fellowcraft: Comfortable with the tenets of RIT's Freemason sect, and well versed in the subliminal techniques by which it is taught to the students. The Fellowcraft is the first degree of which members actively screen students for Freemason virtue.
Master Mason: Members of this title must stutter, limp, or speak nonsense on a regular basis. They are experts in the Freemason selection process. They also respond to student's questions with hostility. This is to ensure the students do not learn too much Freemasonry at once, and realize they are being manipulated. Master Masons also follow specialized curriculums, preventing students from being able to compare knowledge taught between Master Masons.
There is also an honorary title given to the individual in charge of the RIT Freemason Lodge: Worshipful Master. It is difficult for students to interact with the Worshipful Master. For this reason, I assume Dr. Kovacs, the physics department head, to be the Worshipful Master. I attempted to confront him about this in his office. The dialog went something like this:
Dr. Kovacs: I don't have time for your stupid concerns.
Dr. Kovacs: What the hell do you want?
[I begin to talk]
Dr. Kovacs: Get in my belly!
Well, I never did get a chance to speak, but I know when it was a good time to leave. I later heard that a poor student sitting in a chair outside the door was never seen again. Confronting a Freemason is like playing with fire. I suggest walking the quiet road and studying Freemasonry on your own. Your GPA depends on it.
- Rocko Bonaparte
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