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Construction Notice
The screws holding together the handrails of the north stairwell of the Eastman Building B-wing will be replaced Friday, October 26th between the hours of 7AM and 3PM. All stair access across campus will be shut down at this time. Caution signs will be in place as a reminder, but please be advised. Please use the elevators to access all floors during the screw replacement.
For additional information, feel free to browse our construction notice website at www.manbeef.com.
Thank you for you cooperation.
Mr. Fancypants
Director -- Eastman Building Engineering
Construction Notice
Our apologies for the tardiness of this message. Things have been taking longer than expected in the poor weather we have been having lately.
Thursday (10/25)
The portion of Andrews Memorial Drive that intersects Lowenthal Road will be closed to all through traffic. Repaving will be finished at the latest by yesterday, the 24th.
Friday (10/26)
Wiltsie Rd. will be torn up and left barren for two weeks, and closed to all traffic during this time. Any vehicles attempting to use this road will be ambushed by an army of orange traffic cones. All entrances into the Perkins apartment from Perkins Rd. will also be shut down. All individuals parked at these places should plan ahead and devise a way to drive out through the swamps.
For additional information on road construction, feel free to visit us at our website: www.baker-d.com
Thank you for your cooperation.
Commander w00t, Commander
Main Paving Dude and Superhuman Pimp
Rochester Institute of Technology
CONSTRUCTION UPDATE
Due to the difficulty in replacing screws in the north Eastman B stairwell, work will continue through to the 30th. Once again, stairwell access across campus will be restricted at this time. Students interested in getting to class on time should prepare ahead and go to the Red Barn to learn how to scale walls. Please do not bother us at the stairwell site as we will be too hammered on the Inconspicuous Can of Beer™. Yelling will not help since we will be playing Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass' "Spanish Flea" obnoxiously loud. We are sorry for any undue inconveniences this may generate.
For additional Eastman building remodeling updates, you may contact us at user.tninet.se/~prv247p/hatt/hatten.swf
Thank you again for your mandatory cooperation,
Mr. Fancypants
Director -- Eastman Building Engineering
CONSTRUCTION NOTICE
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This message has been generated to inform you of further renovations occurring in the Eastman building. Thursday, November 1st, a private urinal for the RIT elite will be installed in the 6th floor of the Eastman Building. Access to and from the Eastman building will be restricted at this time. The urinal and renovation crews will need use of the south side elevator between the hours of 7AM and 3:30PM. We are sorry for any inconveniences this has to all the students and faculty at the Rochester Institute of Technology. For additional information, please point your web browsers to: http://www.captaineuro.com/
Thank you for your ongoing cooperation,
Dr. Boom-Boom the Loon,
Mr. Fancypants' boss
Rochester Institute of Technology
NOTICE
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We apologize for including everybody's email address in the text of our message. Our condolences to anybody that has suddenly received an influx of lesbian sex porn in their RIT email accounts. All those responsible will be forced to clean Al Simone's private urinal, once it is in place. Once again,
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We are sorry for the inconveniences. For additional information on construction notices, visit us at http://www.lingsoft.fi/cgi-bin/yow
Sincerely,
Mr. Poopypants,
Dr. Boom-Boom the Loon's boss, and Mr. Fancypant's half-uncle,
Rochester
Institute of Technology
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